Thats Really Wild

Mom and Dad are goin’ out for the evening And you’re stuck inside the house all alone That’s when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is runnin’ Then you tell ‘em they should go out and catch it Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin’ them from They’d come and bust your head right in with a ratchet Listen to me… Don’t go makin’ phony calls Please stick to the 7-digit numbers you’re used to I know that you think it’s funny, drivin’ folks right up the wall But it’s really gettin’ old fast Little Melvin has a natural obsession Askin’ for Prince Albert in a can He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call To some guy he doesn’t know who lives in Japan He’s callin’ strangers up at 3:00 in the morning Gives ‘em pizza pie delivery at 4:00 He won’t be laughin’ when they’re tracin’ his line One day, the phone police will be there at his door Yo, hear me… Don’t go makin’ phony calls (calls) Only dial the 7-digit numbers you’re used to (that you’re used to) Swear someday I’m gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall How long is this phase gonna last? Come on! Don’t go makin’ phony calls Please stick to the 7-digit numbers you’re used to You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called ‘em all Hope that you grow out of this fast (grow out of this fast) Don’t go makin’ phony calls (grow out of this fast) Only dial the 7-digit numbers you’re used to Bet you …

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