‘A Virus Walks Into a Bar…’ and Other Science Jokes – Brian Malow
Complete video at: fora.tv Science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is “the ultimate David and Goliath” when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of science-related jokes. “Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar, and doesn’t.” —– Brian Malow’s YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Brian Malow’s blog: www.sciencecomedian.com Brian Malow’s videos for Time Magazine: bit.ly Brian Malow (@sciencecomedian) on Twitter: www.twitter.com Now an accomplished stand-up comic whose career has spanned more than a decade to include performances on CBS, A&E, TechTV, and the Discovery Channel, Brian Malow turns his sharp wit upon his first love: the world of science. Brian entertains and ignites interest in science with hysterical, thought-provoking science comedy routines about the environment, insects and viruses, evolution and extinction, the speed of light, gravity, cell phones, computers — everything under the Sun — and even the Sun itself! Brian makes science funny, exciting and easily digestible for all audiences. Wonderfest, the Bay Area Festival of Science, is held each year in the beginning of November. Enjoy fascinating discussions between world-class scientists on cutting edge topics, as well as other fun exhibitions. Visit Wonderfest.org and join.
In the beginning, he used a horrible analogy. It’s more like a million Skywalkers taking down the death start. Maybe even billions.
Thanks to Dr. Dr. Sheldon Cooper, because of him i understand the last one.
A science comedian walks into a bar….
Hi Brian – great stuff, your comedy that is.
jonathan katz
@BlackJacketJones in fact, I take it as a complement.
@kevenbelangerharbour You started by scorning me for calling this guy a nerd, saying that hurting people for no reason is bad, and the very next thing you do is say “in the case you’re one of these idiot religious rednecks…” No, I’m not religious at all, and I have no idea why you would make that assumption, or think it was relevant to this at all, but your statements sure seem to be contradictory and not very well thought out. And calling someone a nerd is not that big of a deal. Get over it.
@BlackJacketJones Indeed it was true. Telling someone that he is a nerd, etc. for no reason is indeed pathetic in my opinion… Haven’t you been raised properly? Haven’t you heard that hurting people for no reason is bad? Haven’t you been told to be nice to people and think before you say or write something? Haven’t you at least (in the case you’re one of thse idiots religious rednecks) read the bible? If yes to the last question, havn’t you heard this before: Love your neighbo as u love urself
@kevenbelangerharbour You’ve hurt my feelings. Ow, it hurts so bad. That insult was so piercing and true.
@BlackJacketJones And your so pathetic… isnt that a coincidence?
Sodium Bromite, do you like these jokes??
“NaBrO!”
Musket, if you didnt get the last joke, look up schrodigers cat.
how did i get here?
I didn’t get the last joke, man can’t believe I actually even managed to understand most of those.
This guy is such a nerd.
@Rodentlicious I was merely trying to state that Brian Malow resembles an older version of what Adam Sandler would look like. If YOU didn’t get the joke, then I’m sorry that you are part of the other 98% of the world’s population.
You said: “perhaps you are too little informed to understand his jokes or appreciate the nerdy humor” Please, elaborate further.
@gersonpagan perhaps you are too little informed to understand his jokes or appreciate the nerdy humor
@xSynysterTraits
nope! just chuck testa…
The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.”
A tachyon walks into a bar.
An endless amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second half a beer, the third 1/4 etc. The bartender grins and hands the mathematicians two beers.
Adam Sandler’s dad is funnier than him!
What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
lol
Heisenberg walks into a bar, but I can’t tell you which one.
Heisenberg is at a bar, but doesn’t know how he got there.
I pee in the dead center of the toilet at night so I can let everyone know I’m a fucking boss