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TOUGH CHICK!
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Really Tough Riddles
A list of riddles. ANSWERS: * * * * * * * * * 1) Nine. I said all BUT NINE die. 2) No. If a man has a widow, that means that he is dead. 3) All of them. 4) None. I didn’t know that Moses made an arc. 5) Yes, it comes right after the 3rd. 6) Meat. 7) 29. 8) 3. The first could be red, the second blue, and the last either red or blue. 9) Roosters don’t lay eggs. 10) They are Siamese twins 11) A mosquito sucked my blood and flew onto the ceiling. I swatted it. The blood is its and mine. 12) He is a sword swallower. The murderer tickled his throat with a feather. 13) A man comes home (he lives in the penthouse) and sees that he’s been robbed. He looks out the window and sees a suspicious looking man leaving the building. Quickly, the man drags the fridge to the window and throws it out. While doing that he loses his balance and falls. Unfortunately, he didn’t know that the man below was innocent, and that the real robber was hiding in the fridge. 14) The man left his room to get something from the car. He forgets which room he was in. Since his wife is deaf, he honks the horn. The room thats lights STAY ON is the room that his wife is in. 15) The man next door is snoring loudly. He skims the phone book, calls his neighbors number, wakes him up, and goes to sleep peacefully. 16) He stabbed himself with an icicle. 17) The bicycles are playing cards. There is an extra. The men he played with found out that he cheated and killed him. 18) He believes he is in a second Holocaust …
Tough As Nails – Danny Elfman
Tough As Nails from Danny’s CD So-Lo. (Oingo Boingo.) 80′s music. Lyrics: Mr. Macho loves his women with such dedication Second only to his car that drives as fast as light On a highway bad jet fighters come from all directions Shooting verbal missiles, find their target right on sight, right on sight In the office things get rough as action is diminished Staring at a paper he is lost inside his head Dreaming of a battlefield with guns and ammunition All around, the bodies of the wounded and the dead, and the dead ‘Cause he’s tough as nails He’s tough as nails He’s such a live wire Now its time for football and a bout with heavy drinking Holding so much liquor makes him feel like a man As he drifts out on the sea on a ship that’s slowly sinking Quietly salutes himself and the courage he once had, he once had ‘Cause he’s tough as nails He’s tough as nails Walking round and round in circles Waking up in a cold sweat Falling down a stairway and the TV dinner’s not done yet Smash a window, crash a car And buy a pair of leather shoes Take a sweetheart to a movie Cash a check and pay some dues He’s such a live wire (Walking round and round in circles Waking up in a cold sweat) He’s such a live wire (Falling down a stairway and the TV dinner’s not done yet) He’s such a live wire (Smash a window, crash a car And buy a pair of leather shoes) He’s such a live wire (Take a sweetheart to a movie Cash a check and pay some dues) ‘Cause he’s tough as nails He’s tough as nails He’s such …
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